Ok here are some super funny extra cheesy and metaphysically gutbusting pun jokes

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization...
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds...
The dead batteries were given out free of charge...
Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you...
and this one...almost a proverb:

Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground....

Well I hope whoever reads this will enjoy!